Happy Valentine’s Day
No? Then go to hell. You go right to hell with your flowers and chocolates and fulfilling relationships. What? No, I’m not bitter. You’re bitter. Bitter because you’re such a jerk. Ah, I hope you all get gonorrhea and burn in hell. Especially you, Marino.
Also, I just found out today that I have to get two wisdom teeth removed next week. It’s the greatest Valentine’s Day ever!
