Jack Kukoda

I don’t know if I’ve been blackballed by the industry or if my ‘look’ isn’t in anymore or what. All I know is my 18 cell phones used to ring all day long and that’s just not happening anymore. I’d get hundreds of offers a day for photoshoots in exotic locales to model everything from speedos to fur coats to just my own balls. Yes, I did some nude modeling here and there, but not because I needed the money. I just felt my balls were simply too beautiful not to be shared with the world. Check out the photospread in the March issue of Torso magazine if you don’t believe me.

The point is lately I haven’t been getting these offers. Maybe it’s because some people(cough,my competitors) have been spreading rumors that I’m “difficult to work with.” I am not difficult to work with. I am a perfectionist. I want to give my fans the best. So I’m not about to apologize for delaying a shoot 12 hours until the light was just right. My balls look best during the magic hour. That’s just how it is.

So anyway, if anyone out there is plugged into the modeling scene and knows why I’m not booking any gigs, can you please send me a note telling me why? There’s a couple of 8×10 glossies in it for you. Thanks!