Jack Kukoda

Show me

your goats.

Onion News Network Launches Today

Filed under: Miscellaneous, News — By Jack at 11:16 am on Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Hey kids, so remember how I mentioned a while back that I was working on a project, but couldn’t really say much about it? Of course you remember that. I know you all memorize every post on this site like an army of Rain Men. Anyway, that project is the Onion News Network, the Onion’s new video newscast. Here’s one of the videos.

There should be about two new videos released every week. They will be glorious. Anyway, give them a look. And continue supporting our troops.

Full Onion Press Release after the, as they say, jump.
(Read on …)

Sexpidemic!!!!

Filed under: News — By Jack at 2:15 pm on Thursday, September 28, 2006

The Name Game

Filed under: News — By Jack at 10:43 am on Thursday, May 18, 2006

All The News You Need

Filed under: News — By Jack at 8:22 am on Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Pleased To Be Your Trusted Friend

Filed under: News — By Jack at 9:25 am on Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Seriously, CNN, Get Some Fucking Decency

Filed under: News — By Jack at 12:53 pm on Thursday, May 4, 2006

CNN, You Are A Heartless Tease

Filed under: News — By Jack at 12:06 pm on Wednesday, May 3, 2006

Acting, Schmacting

Filed under: News, Samples — By Jack at 9:41 am on Thursday, April 27, 2006

Subltety, Thy Name Is CNN

Filed under: News — By Jack at 8:27 am on Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Don’t Quit Your Day Job, Doc

Filed under: News — By Jack at 12:25 pm on Thursday, March 23, 2006

How Dare You Jeopardize The Artistic Integrity Of “Yes, Dear?”

Filed under: News — By Jack at 8:42 am on Monday, February 27, 2006

Screw You, Meat Plant Workers

Filed under: News — By Jack at 2:53 pm on Wednesday, February 22, 2006

So I Guess It’s Finally Over

Filed under: News, Blatant Lies — By Jack at 1:35 pm on Monday, January 30, 2006

Canada, You Are Adorable!

Filed under: News — By Jack at 9:06 am on Friday, January 27, 2006

I Got Freaking Jobbed.

Filed under: News, Blatant Lies, Samples — By Jack at 4:48 pm on Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Next Page »