Jack Kukoda

Hey kids, so remember how I mentioned a while back that I was working on a project, but couldn’t really say much about it? Of course you remember that. I know you all memorize every post on this site like an army of Rain Men. Anyway, that project is the Onion News Network, the Onion’s new video newscast. Here’s one of the videos.

There should be about two new videos released every week. They will be glorious. Anyway, give them a look. And continue supporting our troops.

Full Onion Press Release after the, as they say, jump.
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