Heading West
I’m heading to Denver tomorrow morning to visit some friends for a week. Holy Christ, I can’t wait. Denver is very fun. They have horses instead of taxis that pick you up from the airport and instead of hot and cold water, the faucets have sasparilla and Coors Light. It’s great. And everything looks like Ponderosa. I think I mentioned that before. Here, too.
I’m going to see all the sights while I’m there: the Pepsi Center, Columbine, the grocery store where John Elway buys his cigarettes. Should be awesome. I’ll even do some sledding if I get drunk enough.
I’ll be there for almost a week so I’ll be posting from there, too. It will be glorious. Oh, and they announced this year’s winner of the Newbery again. When will those bastards learn?
