Jack Kukoda

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In Honor Of Anna Nicole

Filed under: Arbitrary Cruelty — By Jack at 3:02 pm on Friday, February 9, 2007

I think this is the most fitting tribute I can come up with. Godspeed, Anna. You were too beautiful for this world. And you took a lot of drugs. That probably also had something to do with it.

Have a good weekend, everyone. And don’t cry for Anna. She’s with Barbaro now, stealing his horse drugs. And falling down on clouds in a ketamine-induced stupor.

Yes, It’s True

Filed under: Arbitrary Cruelty, Blatant Lies — By Jack at 12:38 pm on Wednesday, August 30, 2006

One Last Note On Hockey

Filed under: Sports!, Arbitrary Cruelty — By Jack at 2:04 pm on Wednesday, May 24, 2006

How Sexy Is Too Sexy?

Filed under: Miscellaneous, Arbitrary Cruelty — By Jack at 7:40 am on Thursday, April 6, 2006

I’ve Got To Get Back In The Gym

Filed under: Arbitrary Cruelty, Samples — By Jack at 12:17 pm on Friday, March 24, 2006

Cardinals Fans Are Mad As Hell This Year

Filed under: Sports!, Arbitrary Cruelty — By Jack at 8:32 am on Thursday, March 9, 2006

Too Easy

Filed under: Arbitrary Cruelty — By Jack at 7:56 am on Thursday, March 2, 2006

Pointless Photoshopping On A Tuesday

Filed under: Arbitrary Cruelty — By Jack at 12:51 pm on Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Yahoo! News, Get This Shit Off Your Homepage Before I Vomit

Filed under: Arbitrary Cruelty — By Jack at 8:37 am on Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Call The Wiesenthal Center!

Filed under: News, Arbitrary Cruelty — By Jack at 1:32 pm on Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Case Closed

Filed under: Sports!, Arbitrary Cruelty — By Jack at 3:24 pm on Sunday, December 18, 2005

The John Spencer Heart Explosion!

Filed under: News, Arbitrary Cruelty — By Jack at 2:34 am on Saturday, December 17, 2005