I Got A New Job
It’s part of a guerilla marketing campaign to stop people from smoking. It’s kind of like those “Truth” adds but we’re even more sanctimonious and obnoxious. Basically, whenever I see someone smoking, I run up to them and fart into a megaphone. Then I say, “Now that I’ve got your attention, I’d like to tell you why tobacco companies are bad. Usually people just say to me, “Did you just fart into that megaphone?” And I say, “That’s not important, what’s important is that tobacco kills more people than sharks and seat belts combined.” And they’re all, “No, seriously, did you just fart into a megaphone? I’m repulsed, yet impressed by your ability to fart on command.” And then while they’re talking I grab their cigarettes and run away.
It feels good to be making a difference.
