Trend Alert!
Hey fabulous friends! I know why you really come to kukoda.com and it ain’t for your health! Ooooooh, I’m feeling extra sasssssssy today. The extra s’s are for sasssssssssssssiness. Those extra s’s were just because the s key on my keyboard got stuck. And I recently had a stroke. Anyway, that doesn’t matter. What does matter is I got a whole bunch of new trends I’m ready to drop on you…..now!
Roller Skating with a Boombox
If you thought this went out of style in the 80’s you were….right. But wait! It’s back. In my Brooklyn neighborhood(which is way too hip to tell you about because then you’d just move there and ruin it) you cannot walk down the street without bumping into someone on roller skates, blaring a song by El Debarge. Which brings me to my next trend:
El DeBarge
That’s right, Old El’s back in a big way. And he left the DeBarge family singers at home, because they were just dead weight. You hear me, extended Debarge family? You fucking suck! Don’t let me catch you anywhere near El, or there will be hell to pay. Whoo. Sorry about that. I just get a little emotional when it comes to Monsieur DeBarge. Keep your head up, El.
And finally, just like I always do, I’ve saved my best trend for last. But I should probably tell you to take a deep breath and prepare yourself for the awesomeness of this trend first. So let’s start with some breathing exercises. Ready? First, inhale deeply and-psych! Here it is!
Cowboy Monkeys Riding Dogs
Ka blam! How’s your head feel? A little woozy, I’ll guess. Cowboy monkeys riding dogs are all the rage out in Brooklyn. People throw monkey rodeos in Bushwick lofts with a DJ and everything. And everyone wears American Apparel. And we all drink “lean.” And then throw up. Because our lives our completely devoid of meaning. And Arcade Fire something something. Did I mention the monkey cowboys? It’s great.
That’s the kukoda.com trend round up for this week! See you all soon.
