You Guys Want To Join My Rap Group?
You totally should. We’re calling ourselves “Slize of Pi.” Slice is spelled with a “z” so people will know we’re street and pie is spelled “pi” because while we’re rapping, we also teach important lessons about math. We’ll make you dance and then we’ll make you think!
I’m super proud of my new group. We’ve been writing up rap songs for a couple weeks now and we’ve got about 50. Once you realize you just have to make a line rhyme with the one preceding it, writing rap songs is a breeze. The members of the group are me, my friend Matt, my friend Paul, my old math teacher Mr. Krum, and Heavy D. Who would have thought Heavy D would join my rap group, or would have a listed phone number for that matter? But I decided to call him up anyway to ask him to join. And in between bites of a ham sandwich and audible panting, Heavy D said yes. Hurrah.
I can’t wait to get into the studio to lay down our new album. We’ve got a lot of potential tracks to pick from. Heavy says we should only put about 12 on the album, plus we have to leave room for those hilarious skits rappers are always doing on rap albums. Oh man, I love those skits. Right now, my top song choices for the album are “Circumference Rap,” “Trianglezzz” and “Math League Drop Out.” But who am I kidding, they’re all winners. Just like people who stay off drugs.
Except cocaine. Cocaine is freaking awesome.
