Jack Kukoda

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The Most NSFW Site Of All Time

Filed under: Blatant Lies — By Jack at 2:18 pm on Wednesday, January 10, 2007

www.howtokillyourboss-andalsocollegesluts.com

I have no idea how these people plan to make money off of this thing. Their ad-based revenue plan is so 2001! Also, they’re targeting a niche market. First thing you learn in business school: Target the homicidal employees OR lonely men looking for ball draining videos of no-holes barred action featuring sexy co-eds. Not Both. This site is bush league. I give it a poor rating as a bad stock. Or whatever the technical term bankers use to signify bad investments. I know there’s a term for this. Paul? James? Other finance people, help me out. I’m too lazy to Google it. No buy? Something like that, right?

3 Comments »

Comment by where's my za?!

January 10, 2007 @ 5:05 pm

The term “ball-draining” is vivid and disgusting btw…

Comment by Jack

January 10, 2007 @ 6:38 pm

I agree. And I wish I could take credit for coining it. But I’m pretty sure the first time I heard it was in a David Cross special.

Comment by Paul

January 26, 2007 @ 2:18 pm

weak sauce - bad investment
neckbone - bad post

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