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Rubbing Salt In New Jersey’s Wounds

Filed under: Sports! — By Jack at 11:44 am on Monday, January 8, 2007

In honor of the New York Jets totally unsurprising first round exit from the playoffs yesterday, I present the following video. These picks make trading up to take J.P. Losman look like a work of genius in comparison. Enjoy, James.


Thanks for the tip, Terry. I’ll try to post some sexy photos of myself later on today for all you ladies out there not interested in sports. Although I know of one sporting event you might be interested in. The Jack Kukoda Chest Hair 5K run. That’s a charity race I organize and compete in. It raises money so I can buy hair products to keep my chest hairs looking their glossiest. Am I a saint? You’re goddamn right I am.

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Comment by james

January 9, 2007 @ 3:10 pm

Freeman McNeil wasn’t an All-Pro but he had over 11,000 yards from scrimmage and 50 TDs in his career. And Jeff Lageman was a solid NFL linebacker. I believe he was he was one of the top defenders on the Jags team that upset the Bills in Buffalo in the 1996 season. I really have nothing to say about Ken O’Brien, except the fact that I probably would not be a Jets fan today if they had drafted Dan Marino. That man should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

And, Jack, when was the last time the Bills made the playoffs?

And how did trading up for John McCargo work out for you? 5 tackles and 0 sacks, huh? That’s not so good for a 1st rd. pick.

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Comment by Jack

January 9, 2007 @ 4:06 pm

The Bills don’t need to make the playoffs to prove how great they are. I absolutely agree on the McCargo pick. That one was ridiculous.

Also agree on Marino.

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