May I Please Have Some Free Drugs?
I’m not picky. Really, any drugs you have lying around would be fine. I’m not one of those people that asks for free drugs and then turns around and complains about the quality of those drugs. I understand that when you beg for drugs, you take what you can get.
So if all you’ve got are some lint-covered crack rocks stuck between the sofa cushions, I will happily take them. I won’t complain. I won’t roll my eyes or anything like, “Geez, thanks for this linty crack” all sarcastic-like. I will happily take that crack. Then I will go share it with my common law wife in the lean-to I constructed for us under a train trellis.
You have any prescription drugs? I’ll take ‘em. It would be great if you had some Vicodin or percoset, but I’ll gladly take arthritis medicine if that’s all you got. Shit, I’ll take that stuff that shrinks your prostate or lowers your cholesterol. I’m sure I could figure out a way to get high off that. Maybe if I heat it with a magnifying glass and inhale the smoke…You know what, let me concern myself with how to best utilize the drugs. You have enough to worry about.
Anyhow, like I said, if you’re holding any drugs you wouldn’t mind parting with, I will give them a good home. My body. That’s what I meant when I said home. In case that wasn’t clear.
