Jack Kukoda

Here’s what I received for Christmas from various family members, friends, fans, and lovers, in no particular order.

1. Two Playstation 3’s - I make them fight each other like Rock’em Sock’em Robots.
2. A T-Rex Skeleton - I’m building my own museum. And then once it’s complete, I’m hoping some truly hilarious hijinks ensue!
3. A Coat Made of Peacock Feathers - Just try to ignore me now.
4. Some socks - Everybody needs socks.
5. A Cold that has all but incapacitated me and turned my brain to unfunny mush - This one is real.

Let’s see you do better with a fever and a mouth full of sores.