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Scatalogical Holiday Song Parody Titles!

Filed under: Lists — By Jack at 1:52 pm on Thursday, December 7, 2006

1. Butt Christmas
2. Poopy The Snowman
3. Shitty the Buttnosed Reindeer
4. Poop-a Claus is Coming to Town
5. (Just a Real Long Fart Noise)

Weird Al, if you try to steal any of these I will fucking cut you.

I think this may be the greatest thing I, or anyone in the history of the world, has ever written. You can take that to the bank, Senator Vernon Trent!

P.S. First person to identify who Vernon Trent is wins a copy of my scatalogical holiday song parody CD “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus(Diarrhea Remix ‘06)!

8 Comments »

Comment by Ted

December 7, 2006 @ 2:29 pm

Yeah, take Senator Trent to the bank. To the blood bank!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099739/quotes

Needless to say, I am appalled by this film’s 4.8 out of 10 stars rating. What a travesty. I guess imdb.com’s users just don’t appreciate fine art.

Comment by Jack

December 7, 2006 @ 2:38 pm

Damn, that was fast, Ted. Excellent work.

Personally, I always confuse quotes from Hard to Kill with quotes from Robocop.

Without looking on IMDB, can you tell me the catchphrase from the TV show that plays throughout Robocop?

Comment by Terry

December 7, 2006 @ 3:18 pm

Remember when Kelly LeBrock used to be hot? Yeah, so do I.

Hard To Kill is one of the better bad action movies of its era. Better than most, but not quite in the elite category of Roadhouse and Cobra.

Comment by Matt

December 7, 2006 @ 4:58 pm

I’d buy that for a dollar.

Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Luppo?!!!

Comment by Wayneo

December 7, 2006 @ 5:53 pm

I’d buy that for a dollar

Comment by Ben

December 8, 2006 @ 3:12 pm

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of poop.

Comment by Clark

December 8, 2006 @ 5:32 pm

Diarrhea Mix ‘05 is my All Time Favorite

Oh Little Town of Poop

Dingle Berries Roasting on an Open Fire

A Poop is Born

Deck the Toilet

Hark My Herald Butt Sings

It’s a Holly Jolly Diarrhea

It’s Beginning to Feel A Lot Like Hershey Squirts

Joy to My Shit

12 Days of Diarrhea

I’m Dreaming of Crapping My Pants

Comment by SabreMark

December 14, 2006 @ 2:54 pm

How about “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Syphilis”

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