Jack Kukoda

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I’m A Terrific Person

Filed under: Miscellaneous, Blatant Lies — By Jack at 12:26 pm on Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Hey there, everyone. You may have noticed I wasn’t up to the task of writing yesterday. But I had a legitimately good reason. I was hosting an event for one of the many charities I work with. Yesterday it was for “Fares that Care,” which is a charity that takes old subway Metrocards and makes clothing out of them for homeless people. Metrocards are totally waterproof so they make excellent ponchos. Fares that Care isn’t to be confused with Hair that Cares, which is another charity I’m active in. Nor is it to be confused with “Lairs for Bears,” which is a non-profit that provides temporary cave-like housing to bears that were displaced during Hurricane Katrina. Before I got involved with Lairs for Bears, I had no idea that homeless bears were such a problem. But they are. For realz.

But I guess the charity I’m most proud of is the one I started myself. The name of it can be found below in rebus form. First person to correctly identify that rebus gets a coupon for one very innapropriate back massage from yours truly. Happy guessing!

Hurry up with those guesses. This massage oil is heating up!

Previously: Name Game

6 Comments »

Comment by where's my za?!

November 29, 2006 @ 1:46 pm

seats for geeks?

Comment by Jack

November 29, 2006 @ 1:56 pm

Not even close, Laina. How much do you really want this massage? Not that much, it would appear. Keep those guesses coming!

Comment by heather

November 29, 2006 @ 2:42 pm

chairs for blairs!!!!

Comment by where's my za?!

November 29, 2006 @ 3:02 pm

Office chairs for TV bears?

Comment by Andres

November 29, 2006 @ 3:13 pm

Chairs for Blairs.

Comment by Jack

November 29, 2006 @ 4:21 pm

Looks like Heather just nosed out Andres by a few minutes. Sorry, comments sometimes take a while to show up.

And “Where’s My Za,” aka Laina, you should be freaking ashamed of yourself. What in the hell is a TV bear? And why in God’s name would one need an office chair?

Heather and Andres, just let me know when you want those massages. And yes, I will be playing Jonny Gills “Rub You the Right Way” throughout.

Feel the magic in my hands!

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