I’m A Terrific Person
Hey there, everyone. You may have noticed I wasn’t up to the task of writing yesterday. But I had a legitimately good reason. I was hosting an event for one of the many charities I work with. Yesterday it was for “Fares that Care,” which is a charity that takes old subway Metrocards and makes clothing out of them for homeless people. Metrocards are totally waterproof so they make excellent ponchos. Fares that Care isn’t to be confused with Hair that Cares, which is another charity I’m active in. Nor is it to be confused with “Lairs for Bears,” which is a non-profit that provides temporary cave-like housing to bears that were displaced during Hurricane Katrina. Before I got involved with Lairs for Bears, I had no idea that homeless bears were such a problem. But they are. For realz.
But I guess the charity I’m most proud of is the one I started myself. The name of it can be found below in rebus form. First person to correctly identify that rebus gets a coupon for one very innapropriate back massage from yours truly. Happy guessing!
Hurry up with those guesses. This massage oil is heating up!
Previously: Name Game
