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New Power Rankings!

Filed under: Lists — By Jack at 1:27 pm on Wednesday, October 25, 2006

It’s Wednesday and you know what that means: time to update the Kukoda.com Power Rankings!

1. Tacos (previous week:1) Everyone knows tacos are delicious and they don’t look to be giving up their number one ranking anytime soon!
2. Basset Hounds (previous week: 7) Show me a dog more adorable than the basset hound and I’ll show you a new number 2 on the Power Rankings!
3. Sexy Teens (previous week: 4) Sexy teens continue their march up the list! Can anything stop sexy teens? Let’s hope not!
4. YouTube Videos of Kittens (previous week: 10) I am an idiot and love these!
5. The Wayans Brothers (previous week: not on the list) See above.
6. The Maginot Line (previous week: 2) The Maginot Line drops 4 spots this week. That’s what happens when you can’t stop invading Nazis. Get your act together, Maginot Line, or you’ll be off the rankings altogether.
7. Pumpkins (previous week: not on the list) Pumpkins always make a strong surge this time of year.
8. My Parents (previous week: 3) Buy me a new iPod, mom and dad. Then we’ll talk.
9. The Buffalo Bills (previous week: 5) You are dangerously close to the Power Rankings cliff, Bills.
10. Mike Tyson (previous week: 9) He threatened to fight me if I didn’t keep him on.

Well, there they are. The latest Kukoda.com Powerrrrrrrr Rrrrrrrrrankings. (The extra r’s are so it sounds like a tiger is saying it.)

Feel free to leave your suggestions for additions to the Power Rankings!

9 Comments »

Comment by tom sherman

October 25, 2006 @ 5:47 pm

Mike Tyson fights chicks only these days.

Comment by james

October 26, 2006 @ 4:05 pm

I am appalled at the absence of Tostitos Salsa Con Queso. How quickly you forget what got you through college.

And you know Peter Cetera is sitting in a bar right now pissed as all hell, cursing your name.

Comment by John

October 26, 2006 @ 5:38 pm

11. Power Ranking Rankings. How goddamned meta is that?

Comment by Jack

October 27, 2006 @ 2:48 am

James:

Tostitos Con Queso and I had a falling out recently. I don’t want to talk about it.

John:

Pretty goddamned meta, indeed. Touche.(I can’t do accent marks.)

Comment by Creepy Chad

October 28, 2006 @ 10:26 am

i got nothing to say besides this is pretty damn hysterical.

Comment by Brendan

November 20, 2006 @ 8:06 pm

Dude u put up new power rankings every wednesday? You’re my hero Jack.

Comment by The Silver Fox

November 20, 2006 @ 8:10 pm

Oh my god you own. I’d have your babies and I’m a guy. wow eh?
~ The Silver Fox

Comment by Brendan

November 20, 2006 @ 8:10 pm

jack kukoda 4 president

Comment by The sultan of sleek

November 21, 2006 @ 2:18 pm

Dude you own. Dan fouts is a racist. I wish you were the president of the united states. Nothing against g w’s though. I love you.

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