More Proof Mailmen Are Kind Of Odd
This is exactly what I would do if I were a mailman. You know how some days you don’t feel like doing your job? Maybe you’re sick or hungover or-and in my opinion this is a completely legitimate reason-you don’t really like your job and therefore don’t feel obligated to work hard at it. So on those days you come into the office and just sort of push papers around and read a million websites and send out emails. You know what I’m talking about, right?
Well, imagine if you were a mailman. How would you show up for work, yet still manage to do it half assed? You’d hide half the mail in your house, that’s how. Man, that is one clever mailman. I wonder why more mailmen don’t do this. You know, besides the fact that it’s a federal offense.
Hoo boy, if I were a mailman, my closet would be jam packed with strangers’ mail. And not just fancy catalogues and naked lady magazines, I’d steal your freaking pennysavers. Good luck saving those pennies when mailman Jack’s got your circulars stuffed under his mattress! 15 cents off creamed corn? Not on my watch, you son of a bitch!
