Jack’s Year-End Van Roundup!
Hey everyone! I know what you’re saying. Is it time for Jack’s year-end van roundup already?! You bet it is! As we all know, October 11th marks the end of the Van Year. Why is that? Hell, I don’t know. I didn’t invent the van rules. I just play by them. And I play hard! This roundup this year will be the same as always. I go around the country taking pictures of and meeting vans. Then I give you my top vans at the end of the year. And maybe a few of my not-so-top vans! Watch out, vans. This kitten has claws!(by kitten I mean me.) Enough chit-chat, let’s get to those vans!
This first van is one that my neighbor drives. I call it “El Jefe.” I often see it on my street because, duh, it’s my neighbors. Anyway, I think this is a pretty great van for the following reasons. 1) It looks cool. 2) It runs well. 3) It’s got that certain ‘it factor’ that makes a truly great van. I can’t put my finger on what makes this van so great, but I can put my finger on this van itself! Because it’s parked next door.
I call this van the “Crazy Snake.” I call it that because when I was taking a picture of it, a crazy man came out of it who called himself Snake. He demanded to know why I was taking pictures of his van and I told him it was for my year-end roundup. Then he punched me right in the stomach and called me a gay. Totally uncalled for. But that doesn’t detract from the awesomeoness of this van. Good job, Crazy Snake!
That’s all the van round up for now. Stay tuned for part II coming up later. Hell, if it’s half as good as part I, then you’ve got a treat in store!
