I’m Going On A Book Tour
You heard me right. I’ll be travelling from city to city, stopping in at bookstores and meeting my fans. What’s that? You didn’t even know I wrote a book? Well, I certainly did. It’s called The Devil Wears Zubaz and it’s awesome. If I had to describe it, I’d say it’s The Da Vinci Code meets Sex and the City meets the Buffalo Bills 2006 Media Guide. Yeah, it’s all over the place, but that’s what makes it so great.
The story centers around the very sexy protagonist, Zack Stakoda. He’s really sexy and sort of all-around awesome and he has to solve a mystery involving the founding fathers. Also, Zack plays for the Buffalo Bills and he sleeps around with a lot of sexy ladies. And then he goes out to brunch with some of the other Bills and they dish about the girls they’ve slept with. But everytime they’re dishing, Zack gets another clue about the mystery involving George Washington and Benjamin Franklin. You want to know what the mystery is? Well, you’ll just have to buy the book and find out.
Oh, and for all my readers in Denver, I’ll be at the Tattered Cover Bookstore on Friday. I’ll be signing copies of my book and probably fending off female fans who can’t get enough Zack Sta-oops. I mean Jack Kukoda.
P.S. Buy my book!
