Going Home
So you might have noticed that most of my posts(all three of them!) this week have been about Buffalo. Well, that’s because it’s Buffalo Week here at Kukoda.com. The office has been going absolutely crazy with Buffalo fever all week. We’ve got buffalo pinatas hanging all over the place, Bills posters, chicken wings, and yesterday Frank Reich came in and gave us a motivational speech. Oh man, it has been super.
Also, I’m flying back to Buffalo tonight to see my parents and friends. I’ve mentioned before how crazy my parents have become, and it’s always exciting to see what new, batshit things they’ve been up to since the last time I saw them. Seriously, those two are just a few steps away from full-blown Grey Gardens lunacy.
Anyhow, I’m really looking forward to going home for a few days. I’ve been working on my new apartment non-stop(which I’ll have pictures of,) working a couple of shitty part time jobs, and bombing onstage when I can find the time. Oh, it’s been a glorious 2 weeks.
When I get back, I’ll have a house-warming party to celebrate. I’ll be registered at Pottery Barn and Wendy’s. You get me something nice. You hear me?! I want a leather club chair and ottoman set OR some crispy chicken nuggets and a junior cheeseburger. But not both. Because then the chair would get all messy. And nobody wants that.
In summation, the shittiness that has infected this site for the last week or so will come to an end next week. Unless the Bills lose this Sunday. In that case, I will dig a hole in the ground, fill it with chicken wings, and live there until the spring.
