Let’s Go Buffalo!
A lot of people will tell you that it’s pathetic to paint your face for a football game you’re going to watch in your living room. Those people are just jealous of me, my masculinity, and my unwavering Buffalo pride. Because I had two charging buffaloes painted on each cheek as I watched the Bills trounce the Dolphins yesterday afternoon. Or should I say “Dolph-outs? Hmm? No, I shouldn’t say that. “Dolph-outs” sounds really stupid and frankly, I have no idea what it means.
Anyhey, yesterday was one of the most satisfying Bills games in a long time. And you know what’s going to be even more satisfying? When I fly home to Buffalo next week for their home opener! Oh, there will be some facepainting going on that day. I might go for a full-body Bills henna tattoo. How do you think that would look? Never mind, I already know the answer. Awesome. The answer is awesome.
Let me know if anyone wants me to bring them anything from Buffalo: chicken wings, roast beef sandwiches, sexy. I’ll bring sexy back from Buffalo if you guys want. Just say the word.
