Vacation!
Hey everyone, I’m taking the day off to go see a movie. My Hungarian cousin Emeric will be taking over Kukoda.com for me today. Don’t worry, his last name is Kukoda too, so it’s all good. Take it away, Emeric.
Greetings, America. Please to make your acquaintance. I am called Emeric. I am from Budapest. I like your America very much. My favorite movie is The Terminal, starring Tom Hanks. So crazy! His accent is like mine. I also like your American TV show “Perfect Strangers.” Is just like Jack and me! I have crazy accent. Did I mention that yet? You should read all of this in a crazy foreign accent. That will make it much better. Accents make everything better.
I have many goats back home, but I do not live on a farm. I live in an apartment building and I am the only one with goats. My neighbors yell at me to get rid of the goats and tell me they stink. But I am partially paralyzed so I need the goats to help me with simple chores like opening cabinets and moving furniture. They are helper goats. I do not know how I would get along without them. Sometimes I ride the goats through the streets of Budapest like I’m King of the Goats. I have gotten tickets lately so I don’t do that as much.
Have I mentioned how much I like that movie The Terminal? So, so good. Sometimes, I’m afraid that I will have to live in an airport! Because I am foreign and that is the sort of crazy mix-ups we get ourselves into. Hmm. What else? I am having fun staying with cousin Jack this week. He treats me well, although he refused to let me bring my goats into his apartment. So now I have to ask him for help opening the cabinets. Jack is good at this, but I prefer the goats.
Okay, that is all for Emeric for now. I’m going to make goulash in Jack’s bathtub now. It will be surprise dinner for him. Adios!(That’s how you say goodbye in Hungarian.)
