Fashion Rocks!
Oh man, I am excited today. My new line of ladies activewear goes on sale at Target and I couldn’t be more thrilled. What? You didn’t know that I design clothes for today’s modern woman on the go? Well, I do. And you know what? I’m awesome at it.
I started designing clothes when I was about 7. I used to make dresses for my 10 sisters out of whatever I could find around the house; ususally the furniture upholstery. My parents would get pretty mad when they discovered a dress pattern cut out of the couch, but they’re not angry anymore. Now that I’m making Target money, nobody’s complaining. You know what, why don’t I just let some of my clothes speak for themselves.
I call this first outfit: “Queen of the Hive” and I think it’s perfect for the office or a romantic dinner. A lot of people will tell you that a sexy bee outfit is really only appropriate on Halloween. Those are the same people that would tell Beethoven his music had too many notes. They are not dreamers like you and I, so don’t listen to them.
This outfit is a little something I call “Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing.” I call it that because this Shetland sweater looks all tame and innocent at first, but underneath you just know there’s a sexy wolf waing to pounce!
Finally, this is a little something I like to call “Wings of Desire.” This is definitely more evening wear. You can try to get away with silver hot pants during the day, but I wouldn’t recommend it. I was really inspired by classic Hollywood movies from the 1940’s when I designed this piece. Nothing says “old Hollywood glamour” like pointy boobs and sheer wings. Damn straight.
Anyhow, please head over to Target today and buy my latest creations before they’re all sold out. See you on the catwalk!
