Sexpidemic!!!!
Did you know there is a SEXPIDEMIC going on in our nation’s schools? Were you aware that nubile female teachers are seducing young male students across the country in what can only be described as a SEXPIDEMIC?! Can you guess how funny I think it is that someone came up with the term SEXPIDEMIC to describe this situation?! Well I’ll tell you how funny: very. I find it very funny.
Last night, Joe Kovacs, editor of World Net Daily(which is just about as credible a news source as Lyndon LaRouche shouting on a street corner with a bullhorn) went on the O’Reilly Factor to discuss the SEXPIDEMIC. And, he announced his appearance on the show in a story called-wait for it…SEXTRA CREDIT! See what he did there? He punned two words using sex. Oh, I love puns. Especially when they’re attached to stories about sexual predators! Why? ‘Cause I’m real classy. Kudos, Mr. Kovacs.
Anyway, here are some more epidemics and what they describe.
1. Mexidemic: The unchecked flow of illegal immigrants into this country.
2. Hepidemic: Pamela Anderson AND Steven Tyler have Hepatitis C. If that’s not an epidemic, I don’t know what is.
3. T-Rexpidemic: Go watch Jurassic Park and see if you don’t agree with me.
4. Epidepidemic: The need to create fake words by punning the word epidemic.
DID THAT META-NESS JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?!!!!!!
