Things I Have Broken With My Bare Hands, Followed By The Reason For Doing So
1. Wooden Board (Karate competition)
2. Some Bricks (Blind anger)
3. A Mirror (Plastic surgery gone horribly wrong)
4. A Beaver Dam (The beavers know why)
5. Don Johnson’s Arm (Stole Melanie Griffith from me)
6. The Record for Breaking Things with One’s Bare Hands (Trying to be all meta)
