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I Hate Thursdays

Filed under: Blatant Lies — By Jack at 2:00 pm on Thursday, August 10, 2006

Oh boy, you’ll never believe the day I’m having. First of all, on the way to work this morning, I fell into an open manhole. My clothes got really dirty, but the worst part is all hard candy I had in my pocket got crushed. That’s 2 dollars of Worthers down the drain. Then, once I got to work I somehow managed to get my face caught in the stapler. It took a good 10 minutes and the assistance of our janitor to get me out of that jam.

Also, I guess today must have been take your wild animal to work day, because a raccoon somehow got into the office and it bit me. It ran away before I could catch it to take to the doctor and be tested for rabies. I hope I don’t have rabies. And how did a raccoon even get here? We’re on the 12th floor.

Finally, when I was eating my lunch, I leaned back against the water cooler and the whole thing tipped over. I tried to blame it on the raccoon, but nobody believed me because I was the only one who had seen the raccoon in the first place. Oh man, the day isn’t even over yet! I sure hope nothing else crazy happens. Okay, gotta run. I’m going to try and cook s’mores in the microwave. You can put metal saucepans in the microwave, right?

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Comment by Matt

August 10, 2006 @ 2:31 pm

Man, this reminds me of a wild dream I had last night, where I went around town and loosened all of the city’s manhole covers and then freed all the racoons from the zoo. Strangest thing is, I woke up in my kitchen. Must have been sleep-walking or something.

Comment by Paul

August 10, 2006 @ 6:19 pm

Jack, Matt “Big Timed” you. Yep, “Big Timed”

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