Jack Kukoda

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Perfect For Fans And Sadists Alike

Filed under: Sports! — By Jack at 2:12 pm on Monday, July 10, 2006

Aa 3My good friend and Buffalo native Bart just sent me this link to an eBay auction for one of the most bizarre pieces of sports memorabilia I’ve ever come across. It’s a statue commemorating the most disgustingly freak accident in recent sports history; the night Buffalo Sabres goalie Clint Malarchuk had his throat cut by an opposing player’s skate(link includes gruesome photo), and nearly died on the ice. Anybody who grew up in Buffalo has this game seared into their memory, whether they were there or not.

In fact, when I was visiting Buffalo the summer after my freshman year of college, a man tried to sell me a bootlegged copy of the game in the bathroom of a bar. I politely refused. If I want to see a snuff film, I’ll buy one from one of my trusted snuff film dealers, not some yahoo I just met in some bar’s bathroom. You just can’t trust the quality from those people.

The Story of Clint Malarchuk [Ubersite]
CLINT MALARCHUK SABRES CUSTOM MCFARLANE OLD GOALIE MASK [eBay]

Bravo, I Say

Filed under: Sports!, Blatant Lies — By Jack at 8:57 am on Monday, July 10, 2006

Screw You, Poor Assholes

Filed under: Blatant Lies, Samples — By Jack at 10:07 am on Friday, July 7, 2006

An Open Letter To The Laundromat Down The Street

Filed under: Miscellaneous — By Jack at 10:40 am on Thursday, July 6, 2006

Coney Island, As Told Through Google Images

Filed under: Miscellaneous — By Jack at 8:29 am on Wednesday, July 5, 2006

Beach Day

Filed under: Miscellaneous — By Jack at 10:28 am on Monday, July 3, 2006
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