Meet Me In The Mall, It’s Going Down
Hey readers, I’m announcing the first official kukoda.com get together. It’s a chance for you, the readers, to get to spend some quality time with Ol’ Kukoda. Who’s excited? Damn right, it’s you! So we’re going to meet up today around 3pm at the King of Prussia mall. Everyone meet outside the Foot Locker on the lower level. Once we’ve all arrived, then it’s time to hang out. Ooh, it’s going to be sweet. I figure we can check out Spencer’s and Hot Topic, then stop at Hot Sam for some pretzels. Then, it’s time to hit the Disney Store. After that, it’s free swim! We’ll just go wherever the mall flow takes us.
Damn, I’ve got some great memories of the mall. I used to work there when I was a teenager. My parents owned one of those little kiosks they have in the aisles of the mall. We sold windshield sealant or airbrushed T shirts or some shit. It was great. The only problem was that some of the other mall workers looked down on us because we only had a kiosk instead of a proper store.
These two jerks who worked at Brookstone used to throw corn dog sticks at us from the second level. And one time, my Dad punched out the manager of a Banana Republic for giving us grief. Actually, my Dad punched the guy out because he asked us to turn down our stereo. Uh, how else were we supposed to attract business besides blaring “Who Let The Dogs Out?” That song brings in customers!
So yeah, meet me at the mall today. It will be awesome. But we can’t go into Tower Records. I haven’t been allowed in there since I stole a Gin Blossoms CD when I was 13. And I’d do it again! Hey, Jealousy!
