Jack Kukoda

Hey kids! I’ll be spending Tuesday morning on a beautiful Chinatown Bus from D.C. to New York. That is, unless the roads are still washed out. But I’ll be back to posting Wednesday or possibly late Tuesday, depending on when I get home. I have absolutely no idea how any of us will be able to survive until then, but we’ll have to try. Oh, God, how we will try.

And to all the sexy teens who have been camped outside my apartment, awaiting my return, I say, “Sexy teens, you so crazy! Can’t wait to see you!”

My life is a sham.