Our Nation’s Capital Is About To Get A Little Sexier
You know why? Because I’m heading to Washington, D.C. tomorrow to see my family. Don’t worry, the majority of the Kukodas are still keeping it real in Buffalo. But my sister lives in D.C. with her husband, so we’re all going there to visit. Anyone know of anything fun to do in D.C.? I’m already planning on riding the Lincoln Memorial. That’s a log ride, yes? I also hear the Washington Monument is super fun and scary.
Wait, I’m thinking of “D.C. Land,” the Washington-themed amusement park and casino in Las Vegas. Oh man, “D.C. Land” is awesome. They’ve got the loosest slots in town, and by that, I mean Dolly Madison and Betty Ford, two prostitutes that dress up as former first ladies. So yeah, I am looking forward to a little high-stakes poker and historically-themed thrill rides all weekend.
Wait, “D.C. Land” doesn’t exist. And I’ve never been to Las Vegas. I’m afraid to play blackjack online, let alone carry my hard-earned cash into a casino. Sorry, I got confused there for a while.
Oh well, D.C. should be fun anyway. I think we’re going to see a show while we are there. And my parents will probably be acting crazy and threatening to kill each other, which always brings my sister and me closer. So that will be nice. If any of my friends live in D.C. that I forgot about, send me an email and we will meet up. It will be like your birthday and Christmas wrapped up into one sexy, sexy package. Me!
