Comments on: “Even Though This Is Clearly Impossible, It’s Amazing” http://www.kukoda.com/2006/06/06/even-though-this-is-clearly-impossible-its-amazing/ This way to hilarity. Tue, 06 Jan 2009 08:13:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0 by: Terry http://www.kukoda.com/2006/06/06/even-though-this-is-clearly-impossible-its-amazing/#comment-1212 Fri, 09 Jun 2006 02:17:36 +0000 http://www.kukoda.com/2006/06/06/even-though-this-is-clearly-impossible-its-amazing/#comment-1212 My personal favorite bad movie is "Bail Out," with David Hasslehoff, Linda Blair, Dean Wormer from Animal House, and the "we don't need no stinkin' badges" guy from Blazing Saddles. It isn't just bad, it is so bad that no other movie I've ever seen is even close. The plot is incoherent, the movie is set in Florida but features desert scenery and California license plates on all of the cars, and the production values are so lousy that the sound of a punch connecting often arrives two or three seconds after the visual. If you EVER see it in a store, get it, and thank me later. My personal favorite bad movie is “Bail Out,” with David Hasslehoff, Linda Blair, Dean Wormer from Animal House, and the “we don’t need no stinkin’ badges” guy from Blazing Saddles. It isn’t just bad, it is so bad that no other movie I’ve ever seen is even close. The plot is incoherent, the movie is set in Florida but features desert scenery and California license plates on all of the cars, and the production values are so lousy that the sound of a punch connecting often arrives two or three seconds after the visual. If you EVER see it in a store, get it, and thank me later.

]]> by: abby http://www.kukoda.com/2006/06/06/even-though-this-is-clearly-impossible-its-amazing/#comment-1178 Wed, 07 Jun 2006 03:50:44 +0000 http://www.kukoda.com/2006/06/06/even-though-this-is-clearly-impossible-its-amazing/#comment-1178 Ad wizards don't write movies, dumbass. Sorry for getting snippy. My dad wrote The Lake House. Ad wizards don’t write movies, dumbass.

Sorry for getting snippy. My dad wrote The Lake House.

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