Jack Kukoda

Show me

your goats.

“Even Though This Is Clearly Impossible, It’s Amazing”

Filed under: Miscellaneous — By Jack at 1:09 pm on Tuesday, June 6, 2006

No way The Lake House is a real movie. Seriously, this is some kind of Internet hoax. The trailer for this is about the funniest unintentional thing I’ve seen in a while. All I can say about a supernatural romantic drama starring Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves is…wait for it…”Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?”

Watch the trailer here. Then watch it again. It’s awful. Just listen to Keanu Reeves grapple with what is happening. And the dialogue is so wooden and unnatural, I can’t believe a screenwriter put his name on it. This one is for you, James.

Also worth checking out if you like horrible movies, the IMDB Bottom 100.

2 Comments »

Comment by abby

June 6, 2006 @ 10:50 pm

Ad wizards don’t write movies, dumbass.

Sorry for getting snippy. My dad wrote The Lake House.

Comment by Terry

June 8, 2006 @ 9:17 pm

My personal favorite bad movie is “Bail Out,” with David Hasslehoff, Linda Blair, Dean Wormer from Animal House, and the “we don’t need no stinkin’ badges” guy from Blazing Saddles. It isn’t just bad, it is so bad that no other movie I’ve ever seen is even close. The plot is incoherent, the movie is set in Florida but features desert scenery and California license plates on all of the cars, and the production values are so lousy that the sound of a punch connecting often arrives two or three seconds after the visual. If you EVER see it in a store, get it, and thank me later.

RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI

Leave a comment

XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>