Jack Kukoda Would Like To Sell Your Product And/Or Service
A lot of my comedian friends make good money by appearing in television commercials. And you know what? I’d like to make good money, too. That’s why I’m putting together this “photo reel.” I’m hoping it will show ad executives and casting agents just how good I could be when it comes to selling their stuff. Here we go!
Look at me giving the thumbs up to Ancient Rome in this picture. I would be happy to endorse the City of Rome or any other European city, for that matter. And I’ll happily give my thumbs up to each of them. European mayors, would you like your city to receive the Kukoda Thumbs-Up of Approval? Then contact me today and watch your tourism soar!
Hey there, CEO’s! Do you have a baby you want to sell? Or a baby-sitting service you would like to promote? Then I’m your man! Look at me with that baby! I could sell the shit out of it! If this were an ad, people would see and say, “I need a baby! Where can I get one of these fabulous babies?” Hire me today.
Look at me point at that plant! Doesn’t that make you want to go out and buy it? I bet it does. Sirs and Madams, do you own a plant store? If so, hire me as your spokesperson and I will point the shit out of your plants! You won’t even be able to keep them on the shelves once I start working my plant-pointing magic. For the love of all that is holy, hire me today! Please. I’m so hungry.
All right, I’m going to sit back and watch those advertising offers roll in. And speaking of commercials, if you haven’t seen Wes Anderson’s American Express Ad, you can watch it here. It’s pretty cool, especially if you’re a fan. I’ll say this for the commercial, it’s a million times better than The Life Aquatic.
