Here’s A Terrible Idea For A Sketch Part II
Remember like 10 years ago when Michael Jordan Cologne came out? It was before every celebrity had their own fragrance and, at the time, Michael Jordan was maybe the biggest celebrity in America so it was all over the news. And every newscaster or interviewer made the obvious joke “Does it smell like Michael Jordan after a game?” And Michael Jordan would have to politely laugh and explain that, no, it does not smell like him after a game. And he would explain that the cologne captures the essence of competitiveness and class and grace of Michael Jordan. And it became the number one selling cologne in America. Remember that?
Anyway, a few years ago I had this idea for a sketch called “George Clooney’s Ball Sweat Cologne.” Hilarious, right? The sketch takes place on a fake interview show where George Clooney is announcing his new cologne called, you guessed it, “George Clooney’s Ball Sweat Cologne.”
And the interviewer poses the obvious question, “Does this cologne smell like your balls?” And Clooney laughs and says, “No, this cologne captures the essence of my balls. Their cosmopolitanism. Their jet-setting extravagance. Their old-Hollywood glamour. My balls have been close to, and in some cases, inside of, the most beautiful women in the world. This cologne reflects my balls’ lifestyle. And if you wear it, some of my balls’ greatness just might rub off on you.”
And that was pretty much the whole sketch. Terrible, right? You better believe it.
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