Seriously, CNN, Get Some Fucking Decency
Here’s tonight’s primetime lineup.
Because when you’ve been abducted at age 13, kept from your family for months, and forced into a bizarre, sexually abusive relationship with a much, much older man, clearly, the first person you want to talk about all of it with is a 73-year-old crazy man who’s been married six times:
Good Lord, look at this lunatic. I’m going to say 10 minutes at most before the creepy, horrifying stare of Larry King starts giving Elizabeth flashbacks.
So CNN won’t show us comically fat people, but they will allow a nutjob geriatric to question this poor girl about the most traumatic experience of her life in a quest for ratings? Burn in hell, CNN programmers. You burn in hell.
Related: I Am Fucking Insane [The Onion]
