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Rejected Catch Phrases of Larry The Cable Guy, Before Settling On “Git ‘Er Done”

Filed under: Lists — By Jack at 9:25 am on Wednesday, May 3, 2006

1. Let’s get this done.
2. This here, it needs to get done.
3. Won’t somebody get this over and done with?
4. I should really finish that.
5. (Fart Noise)
6. Hey everybody, if we all pitch in, we can get this done!
7. You, get done with that.
8. Beauty is truth, truth beauty,—that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know in order to git ‘er done.

Screw you, Keats.

3 Comments »

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Comment by Terry

May 3, 2006 @ 9:35 am

I love #8 - perfect when juxtaposed with the others.

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Comment by anne

May 8, 2006 @ 10:04 am

i dream of making love to that man whilst he whispers that in my ear.

what?

eeeew!

when will he go away?

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Comment by Me

May 24, 2006 @ 9:08 am

YOU ARE STUPID And A fag

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