What An Honor!
There comes a time in every comedian’s career when he knows he’s finally made it. When the years of hard work and scraping by culminate in an honor so great he can barely believe it. That day has come for me! My local deli named a sandwich after me. It’s called the “Jack-wich” and it’s delicious.
It’s about 30 feet across and 20 feet tall. If you order the Jack-wich, it will be placed on top of a giant outdoor sign. It is then your responsibility to climb the sign in order to eat the sandwich. But oh, boy, it’ worth it!
Let me tell you what’s on that sandwich. We start out with two 30 foot-wide sesame rolls. Then we layer lettuce, tomato, cheese, ham, pickles, more cheese, salami, cucumbers, lettuce, and peppers on there. And, from what I can see in the picture, it appears there’s also a turkey leg tossed in for good measure. So be careful when you’re eating that thing. There’s bones in there.
If you manage to finish the sandwich in one sitting, the purveyors of the deli tell me that they’ll throw in a free Diet Coke! Let’s see the Subway compete with that!
