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Paco’s And Rocco’s Tacos And Nachos…

Filed under: Miscellaneous — By Jack at 7:22 am on Monday, April 17, 2006

Would be a great name for a Mexican restaurant run by two guys named Paco and Rocco. Don’t you think? Just say it to yourself. Or imagine a waiter saying to you, “Welcome to Paco’s and Rocco’s Tacos and Nachos. I’ll be your waiter “Jocko.” They call me “Jocko” because I’m athletic. My real name is Baco. Anyway, can I bring you something to drink?”

Oh boy, that is a restaurant that I would want to go to.

Another good name for a restaurant would be “Pierre and Claire’s Lair of Eclairs.” That would be a French restaurant specializing in pastries. Obviously.

What else?

How about “Tony Baloney and Sony Nakoni’s Macaroni Pony?” That would be an Italian-Japanese fusion restaurant that also offered pony rides. The “Macaroni Pony” would be a great place to bring kids on their birthday. Not because of the pony rides, but because Tony Baloney would do magic tricks for them in between making ravioli. And who doesn’t like magic tricks? Exactly.

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Comment by Coach Sid

April 17, 2006 @ 9:55 am

How about ‘Ben Barnett’s Big Butt Burritos. Ben’s gotta a plump rump and likes it double stuffed.’

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Comment by tom sherman

April 17, 2006 @ 9:58 am

You sat there thinking for a while to come up with that that Macaroni Pony one, didn’t you.

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Comment by Jack

April 17, 2006 @ 10:16 am

To “Coach Sid:” Clark, if you continue to link to disgusting images like that, I’m going to ban you from this site for the rest of your life. Yes, it’s very fun to make fun of Ben’s big rump on the Internet, but I don’t want to need to see some man’s disgusting leg to do so. Good Lord.

Tom: Yes, it took me days to come up with the “Macaroni Pony.” I even checked with some focus groups to see what they thought. Some people would say that’s a lot of work for a half-assed joke. Those people would be right.

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