1. Get drunk and throw rocks at dinosaurs.
2. Leave a flaming bag of poop on Henry VIII’s doorstep.
3. Prank call Hitler.
That would teach ‘em!
P.S. Suck it, Camper Guy.
Comment by Paul McClain
April 13, 2006 @ 8:10 am
Jack,
You know that dinosaurs are a myth. We’ve been over this - the earth is only 6,000 years old. And as you can read in the book of Revelations, it won’t be here much longer.
Comment by tom sherman
April 15, 2006 @ 1:56 am
If you could pull it off, another fun thing to do would be to go forward in time and piss off Adult Self off by joining forces with one’s not-yet-born teenage sons and daughters. It would be really hard for Adult Self to deal with that one.
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