Top Party Schools
Playboy just announced their rankings of the top party schools in the country for only the third time in their history. For some reason, this one didn’t make the list. (Scroll all the way down.)
Screw you, Liberty University. Any school that fines you 500 bucks for “Involvement with witchcraft, séances or other occult activities” is not one that I want to party at. My best memories of college involve getting up at 10am for some wake and bake, drinking Icehouse all day at the football tailgates, then heading down to Fraternity Row to try and raise the dead. Oh, college.
By the way, John McCain will be delivering the commencement address at Liberty University, and he’s taking a lot of heat for it. I assume he and his wife will be staying in separate dorms, lest he incur a $500 fine and a shitload of reprimands.
Thanks to Ryan for sending this in.
Update: Someone else on the Internet thought of this idea first. And they did it better, too.
