An Actual Conversation I Had Last Night With My Roommate
(While watching The Godfather Part II)
ROOMMATE: What’s the name of that actor?
ME: Which one?
ROOMMATE: The one sitting in the chair.
ME: Him? Uh, that’s your dad.
ROOMMATE: No, seriously, what’s that guy’s name?
ME: Seriously, that’s your dad. He was one of the finest character actors of the 70’s. I’m surprised you didn’t know that.
ROOMMATE: Jack, I think I would know if my father were a character actor.
ME: I would think so, too, but obviously you’re not aware of it.
ROOMMATE: Why do you do this?
ME: Because I’m awesome.
ROOMMATE: You’re ridiculous.
ME: Ridiculously awesome?
ROOMMATE: I’m moving out as soon as the lease is up.
ME: Good. More room for my awesomeness.
ROOMMATE: (shakes head and sighs)
Related:Hypothetical Question.
