Travel Day
I’m flying back from Denver today and won’t be near a computer until much later on in the afternoon. Maybe I’ll have a recap of my trip. Maybe not. Only time will tell. Until then, enjoy this half-assed terrible idea for a party:
You know how in college, kids throw theme parties so girls have an excuse to dress slutty and the guys have an excuse to ogle them? Parties like “Pimps and Hos” or “Dirty Old Men and Schoolgirls?”
What if someone threw a “Couches and Chairs” theme party? And the guys dressed up like couches and the girls dressed up like chairs? God, that would be one horrible party. Everyone’s costume would be equal parts unsexy and unwieldy.
And then the “Couches” would sit down on couches. And maybe some of the “Chairs” would sit down on chairs. That would be meta. Man, when it comes to terrible ideas, I’ve got a million. My brain hurts from the lack of oxygen here.
