Menu Of Pain
Here are our specials for today:
Appetizer: Knuckle Sandwich
Main Course: Head-Butt Filet
Dessert: Round-House-Kick-To-The-Face Pie
Why don’t you come on down to my restaurant if you think you can handle this fury. Better yet, don’t. I don’t feel like kicking ass on a day this beautiful. Speaking of fury, sports fans will probably remember this. Via Deadspin.
Oh, I’ll have some sweet-ass news to put up later today. Stick around for that.
