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Menu Of Pain

Filed under: Miscellaneous — By Jack at 8:25 am on Thursday, March 30, 2006

Home Image2Here are our specials for today:

Appetizer:
Knuckle Sandwich

Main Course: Head-Butt Filet

Dessert: Round-House-Kick-To-The-Face Pie

Why don’t you come on down to my restaurant if you think you can handle this fury. Better yet, don’t. I don’t feel like kicking ass on a day this beautiful. Speaking of fury, sports fans will probably remember this. Via Deadspin.

Oh, I’ll have some sweet-ass news to put up later today. Stick around for that.

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