Here’s A Terrible Idea For a Movie
It would be called Carry On, My Wayward Son. The movie would be about a guy named Zack Dakota, who is trying to drive from New York up to Maine to visit some friends. And he’ll keep asking directions, but the only thing people will say to him is, “Carry on my wayward son.”
And Zack will get really pissed and say, “No, seriously, how to I get to 91 North? I’m trying to get to Portland, Maine to see some friends and I’m already late. Please stop telling me to ‘carry on’ and calling me your ‘wayward son.’ It’s getting very frustrating.”
And then Zack will get back into his car, drive a little more, get lost, and have to ask for directions again. But all people will say to him is “Carry on, my wayward son.” And Zack will go crazy.
Also, whenever characters in the movie aren’t talking, Kansas’ “Carry On, My Wayward Son” will be playing.
I seriously think this would be the worst movie ever made. Seriously, can you think of anything worse than an hour and a half of some guy driving around and asking directions and then people just repeat the name of a shitty Kansas song? And then that shitty Kansas song keeps on playing? That would be horrible! I doubt I could watch it for more than a few minutes. I’m just saying.
Previously: Here’s a Terrible Idea for a Sketch
Kansas’ Official Website - Yes, “Carry On My Wayward Son” will begin playing immediately when you open their site just in case you weren’t sure.
