Convoluted Pick-Up Lines
Number 1
ME: Are you wearing astronaut underwear?
HER: No. Why?
ME: Because your ass reminds me of when the Challenger exploded.
HER: That was in poor taste.
Number 2
ME: Do you have a mirror in your pants?
HER: What? Why?
ME: Because I’m on a scavenger hunt and I need a mirror that was up someone’s ass.
HER: (Handing me her mirror) Okay, here you go.
ME: Thanks. Now I just need a picture of me in front of the Empire State Building. Wow, I can’t believe you really had a mirror up your ass.
HER: Don’t mention it.
Number 3
ME: Is your refrigerator running?
HER: Uh, I believe so.
ME: Well, then you better go catch it!
HER: I think this prank is supposed to be performed over the telephone.
ME: I think you’re a telephone.
HER: Sir, if you’re not going to purchase a kitchen appliance, I’m going to have to ask you to leave the store.
