Send Me Some Happy Birthday Wishes, For Christ’s Sake
God, who do I have to blow around here just to get someone to wish me a happy birthday? Uh, hello? It’s my birthday today. I’ve only mentioned it like twice already. Yeesh, what’s with you people?
So far I haven’t gotten my monster truck or donkey-pulled syrup, but I’m willing to look past that. In fact, I’ve lowered my expectations quite a bit. All you have to do now is click on that handy email link—> over on the right side of the page and send me an email that says happy birthday. Or use the contact form. Or the comments section. That’s all! Just a short note saying you’re glad that I was born on this day twenty-some years ago. I’ll pretend like I never even wrote this post shamelessly begging for a birthday email. This post never happened, okay? Okay? Now get to wishing!!!!
Thank you to Katherine and Laina, who sent me photos of a birthday clown and a smiling birthday goat, respectively. You two are the best.
