How Many Pit Bulls Is Too Many?
I’ve been asking myself that question a lot lately. I’m not sure why. Maybe it’s because I just bought another pit bull, bringing my pit bull total up to 17. Sometimes I think that I was fine with 16 pit bulls, and there was no reason to get another. But other times, I think that 17 pit bulls are nowhere near enough. I’m just confused. This isn’t the sort of thing that you learn in school. Unless, of course, you went to Jack’s Pit Bull Academy, which doesn’t exist, but, God willing, someday will.
I suppose the best thing to do in this situation is to keep on buying more pit bulls. It’s like my Dad used to say: “Jack, whenever you’re in doubt, just look into your heart. Also, buy lots and lots of pit bulls.” My Dad was full of good advice like that. He was also full of rabies. Which he got from one of the many pit bulls he owned.
Life is funny like that.
