My Family, Ladies And Gentlemen
My sister Clare has a phobia of dairy products. If any milk or cheese is left out of the fridge for more than a few minutes, she freaks out. If dairy products accidentally touch her, she goes crazy. I had the following IM conversation with her after someone at her work spilled cottage cheese on Clare’s pants.

I hope this will prove wrong all the people who have said that I don’t write enough about my family and/or corduroy pants. Oh, and I’ll have some interesting news on a show I’ll be involved in later tonight. It will be bizarre to say the least. I promise.
Not about corduroy pants or dairy, but shocking nonetheless.
