Cardinals Fans Are Mad As Hell This Year
Either this guy seriously overestimated the versatility of Cardinals apparel, or he’s so excited for baseball season that he’ll cheer for anything:
“Whooo! Let’s go Cardinals. This is our year! Pujols for MVP! Also, let’s stop abortion!! Now! C’mon everybody! Let them hear you! Here we go Cardinals, here we go! Here we go, Cardinals-IT’S A CHILD, NOT A CHOICE! Yeaaarrgh! St. Louis rules! What do you mean, my attire is completely inappropriate for this hot button political issue protest? Darrell Porter signed this jacket, I’ll have you know! Screw you, baby killer! No, you shut up! No, you! Ah, I wish Kurt Warner still played here. He would get me.”
To be fair to this guy, I have to admit I marched in a lot of anti-war protests back in 2003 wearing my Bills Zubaz.
Here’s the news story, and here’s zubazpants.com. It’s a sports site written by a bunch of people in Buffalo who are obsessed with zubaz. We will soon be friends.
