Presidents, Schmesidents
Happy Presidents Day, everybody! I’m making it a half day today because: 1. I’m massively depressed and can’t muster the energy to write anything worthwhile, 2. I’m going to honor every one of our Presidents by dressing up in traditional Presidential garb, and 3. I’m baking the world’s largest cake and can’t be bothered.
Why am I depressed? What exactly is Presidential garb? For whom am I baking this giant cake? These questions and more will be answered later.
Since I didn’t have anything else to post, I did a Google Image search for “President Whale” hoping that someone had once photoshopped a picture of a whale to look like a president, which I thought would be pretty fun to post. Instead, I found this, which is much, much better. Please take the time to poke around this guy’s site. It’s truly incredible.
At first I couldn’t figure out if the site was a parody or not. I’m pretty sure it is, but I also discovered that the guy really exists, really ran for President, and best of all, is from Buffalo, NY.
So, yeah, you’re pretty out there, Mr. Levinson. Congratulations. And I’ll be back at full strength tomorrow. Like you care.
